Bananananananas?

Well a banana is actually a type of oblong shaped asteroid, and if it's bends it's very hot, if not it's freezing. Because of this, the people who pick bananas have to then curl them with banana curlers, so they look 'normal'.

Toilet Papers?

Toilet paper was actually invented by Shakespeare because he found it really hard to keep writing his pieces whilst on the toilet so he created small depth paper. He then discovered he would have to have lots and lots of sheets so he made it into a roll so he could keep going. His wife then used it to wipe herself and everyone agreed it was a brilliant idea.