Babies not delivered first class?

Ahh. Many people would come under the common misconception that babies are delivered by a large white bird called a stork, as shown in the Disney film ‘Dumbo.’ This is of course, utter poppycock. Babies aren’t actually delivered by animals. Babies actually originate from a tiny island just south of the South pole, where they grow on the ground much like pumpkins. They are then transported around the world by invisible steamboats driven by remarkably powerful computers.