Many people believe that magnets are attracted by ‘magnetic waves’ and such lark. This is, of course, utter poppycock. Magnets are, in fact, drawn together by invisible tiny people with grappling hooks. The only problem with this as a job is when some pillock decides to chop one in half, when half of the little men have to jump from one half to another. So don’t chop them! You’re making their lives very hard!
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