Freddo prices linked to tiny people?

Word has it that Freddo prices recently increased not due to the rise in VAT nor the new management Cadbury’s is under; But due to the fact that the campaigns of the tiny people employed by Cadbury’s to create their chocolate buttons, a worker’s union has formed and laid out a statement that they must not only be paid, but be paid two pence as a whole for every Freddo or Caramel Freddo sold. This has, of course, led to outrage by the tiny people working for McVities, who claim that their arguments against the mangement are being ignored.